Meet N Sleep / Andrews naps

Andrew believes that the best naps are ones where you can sleep through something you’ve already committed to without consequence. Things you think are important but when it’s time you can go ‘I can sleep through this commitment and it won’t matter.’ Andrew needs to know that the important thing he’s missing is fake so he doesn’t get anxious about missing it, while thinking that it is real to pimp his nap. Gavin, Eric and Nick have NO IDEA what Andrew is talking about. Geoff seems to get it because he makes several suggestions that Andrew likes. (I, to this day, still don’t understand, but my brother who is also a Regulation Listener understood it completely, so it must make sense to some…) Gavin questions Andrew on what activities would improve a nap? Geoff suggests a Bookclub. After some thought Andrew comes back with some rules and names it, Meet N Sleep. Geoff jokingly pitches that this is how Ted Bundy started. Geoff is the only one who understands this.

Rule 1: No Expectation of payment. They can’t lose money because of you.

Rule 2: By signing up, someone else can’t be prevented from going.

Rule 3: Must have at least 6 people attending (or Meet N Sleeping). The less people = the more noticeable your absence.

Rule 4: Must be before 4pm. (After that it’s not a good nap and will mess up your sleep Schule.)

Rule 5: No movable chair situation. An open situation, pull up a seat gig. If someone set up a place for you, then has to remove it, it will ruin your sleep.

Andrew trys to explain the ultimate nap: S1. E5. TIME: 00:46:34 Episode link

Andrew names this and sets rules: S1. E6. TIME: 00:39:38 Episode link