Geoff and Gavin write smut.
During the F**kface era Geoff and Eric mention their wives started a podcast called Clutch my pearls, discussing smut. So Gavin and Geoff decided to get together and write some smut. They set their smut as a sci fi and include aliens, getting very excited about poimals, a sort of alien back nipple?… Out of the blue the guys bring up that they recently got together and finished writing their smut but were unsure what to do with it now. Not long after the Regulation episode, a Clutch my pearls episode is released starring Geoff and Gavin. The smuts name is finally revealed: Celestial Glorbosis: of peace and Poimals by (pen name) Jace Hammercock. The Clutch my pearls episode has the 3 hosts (struggling to) reading through most of the smut while a silent Geoff and Gavin can be seen cracking up on camera. Well worth a watch. Afterwards the girls question Geoff and Gavin about it. The story consists of an Austin Texas oil and cattle man, a British girl called Gavalina and an alien banging to save Earth. Sadly it is not available in Australia, (another aussie mentioned this to me in the Regulation discord) and upon searching I found that it is unavailable down under. Later on Eric (Baudour) brings up a question to Geoff and Gavin about one of their characters in the smut. The Baudourian, a little alien rat-gremlin that feeds on cum. Geoff and Gavin inform Eric that they created the alien language then translated it back to english and thats just how it came out. It has nothing to do with Eric Baudour, the ‘rat’ guy. They go one step further and claim he’s saying it wrong its not ‘ba-door’ its ‘bow-dow-rian’. The guys bring up that their smut is the 4th best seller on amazon under sci fi smut. Gavin brings up that he was so uncomfortable having people read back his own written smut. Then he got incredibly embarrassed because he was talking about they started from the idea of Poimals and expanded the universe from there. Only at this point did he and Geoff discover they forgot to add poimals anywhere in the book other then the title. Eric rips on them because the only time poimals is written there is a gap between the P and oimals. Eric mentions his favourite bit is ‘Her boobs were the size of large boobs, the biggest kind’. Gavin brings up that the Clutch my pearls camera they had on him and Geoff was unfortunately aimed to look right up Gavins shorts. Eric then puts in that he had to help his wife edit that. Gavin asks Eric how he found out about the Boudourian. Some fans on Reddit spilled the beans. Andrew wonders if there are any other authors that started with a cookbook then went into smut.
First mention: S1. E13. TIME: 00:56:40 Episode link
The guys announce the Clutch my pearls episode: S1. E17. TIME: 01:15:40 Episode link
Eric questions the guys about their smut: S1. E18. TIME: 00:07:28 Episode link
Clutch My Pearls, Celestial Glorbosis: of peace and Poimals: Episode link
Eric brings up the Baudourian
Eric brings up that the only mention of Poimals has a space between the P and oimal.